i am NOT the rapist! how r u cookie puss? ;P

hey, Lani i’m going off my meds r u expecting fragen and lots of attention?

live it! don’t have time to say more at the moment. except…ask yourself, “what would Ever do?”

Belated Happy Birthday BEAUTIFUL! What did Mario and Ever get u?

ok, i can see what u’ve written, but can’t remember all of it. can see that u r married. yes, i know…”i gotta girl and she’s gotta guy!” guess if i wanted to marry u i shouldn’t have raped u. my memory of it is “fuzzy”. can’t remember everything that happened back then. if u [...]

is Mario circumsized? is Boogs spayed? what’s next? who’s next?

add one more to the list of possible antichrists, MissCHEvious.

alright, Buffy get out ur stakes, do some yoga, and phone the witches there’s a vampire who needs slaying! do u think u can help bring Joseph Kony to justice this year?

is Ever circumsized? have u seen the movie The Ice Pirates?

What r some of Ever’s favorite songs? what’s his favorite song of urs? what’s his favorite song of Mario’s

what have u and Mario read to Ever so far? what r some of Ever’s favorite books?

have u ever had recurring dreams of an African tribeswoman who keeps saying,”Death is your gift!”?

when i saw the cover of Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie the first time the first thing that came to mind was, “Smile u son of a bitch!”. Was it inspired by Jaws 3D? :p do u only, “swim and eat and make little sharks?”

ok, i’m out of line. i’ve been out of line. been frustrated u might say and angry. i apologize everyone!

i am also a bit sensitive and live life with an “open-hearted” approach or at least try to, perhaps too open. i haven’t been through what u’ve been through. i’ve found that a therapist helps if u’re going through too much. don’t forget to reach out, it definitely helps. u have to share what u’ve [...]

Why did u marry Soul Eye?

Have u ever seen the show “Tales from the Crypt”? (it was or is on HBO) which one is your favorite? mine is the one starring Ed Begley Jr.!

Why r u on the Voice?