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i would throw a party still she would not come i would bike run swim and still she would not come i’d go travelling and still she would not come I would starve myself and still she would not come i’d be filthy rich and still she would not come I would seduce them and still she would not come I would drink vodka and still she would not come i’d […] View
  • NEW CONTEST !!!
    POST A SENTENCE CONTAINING THE WORDS ”HARMONICA”, ”GRAPE” AND ”ALANIS”, AND COMPETE FOR SIGNED GRAPES FROM THE BACKGROUND IMAGE ! BEST SENTENCE WINS !! \o/

    • Now THIS is a contest!!!!
      Winning something signed by ”Alanis”, even if is not a ”Harmonica”, will be ”Grape?…”
      Gotta think something better…

    • Just one question, are these grapes lost? Do we have a new quest? Are these grapes real? Batman will be defeated by the jocker?
      All these and more, the next chapter! Keep tune

    • hahahah….
      Man… I think only sure about Batman !! heheh

      See ya tomorrow. Leave your sentence as soon as you can ! The grapes are getting old… :P

    • Here we go!!! My Phrase is: ” I wanna see ALANIS eating GRAPES and playing the HARMONICA at the same time. the most hilarious photo ever”

    • did I win? did I win? did I win?

    • Wait a minute Ma’am, you forget my sentence.
      You didn’t wait for all contestants before you win the first place.
      Wait a minute lady, you kinda hurry up a bit
      You see this like a sweet fruit in a contest, but this is a serious thing!
      Don’t take it for a joke.
      Don’t take it like a child
      Don’t take Alanis price ’cuz I’m fighting to get my hands on…[Read more]

      • Yeah!!!!! CONGRATULATIOS OSWALDO!!!!!! YOU DI VERY WELL IN THIS FAIR CONTEST!!!!! GREAT!!! YOU ARE INSPIRED AND I LOVED TO SEE IT. Great :-)

        • I don’t think so, the song start playing as I was thinking what to put!
          But Eduardo and Raffa didn’t post.
          We have to wait them.
          Yeah EDUARDO, It’s your turn and Raffa we’re waiting!

    • Ooohh boy, Oswaldo struggled this, huh ?!?? hahahahahaha…. very good !!

      CONGRATULATIONS, OSWALDO ! YOU WON OUR GREAT CONTEST !!
      But I regret to say that you will not get the grapes because they are gone !! /o
      Our beloved Admin took that away… :(

      But stay tuned! Soon we will open up a contest with whatever it is that is in the background…[Read more]

      • And even if they will send me that grapes, they surely get to me as raisins.
        But you didn’t post man!!! What are you waitning!

  • Delivered on this Friday the 13th, the Grammy’s special award ”Spiritual Harmony” for the canadian Alanis Morissette, offered by the official group ’Spirituality and Pasichology’ for the Best Imaginary Harmonica of the Year. The award was presented by Debora, founder of the group during the confraternization ceremony of the Raiders of the Lost…[Read more]

    • ”This award was unexpected” said Alanis on a recient inteview. ”We didn’t expect that the signed harmonica was just a PRECIOUS ILLUSION” that was the answer of Debora.
      The group still waiting that hamonica, or something to blow, maybe a ballon…
      But the raiders of the lost signed harmonica still have faith that the hamonica is real.
      Stay tune, when…[Read more]

    • Great!!!! I will buy the baloon!!!!!

    • Our leader said: “I will buy the ballon”, and the anwer of the group was: “Please don’t let it go to the skies, we’ll be sad if it fly away like the last harmonica we expected”
      Also Alanis was suggest to buy a ballon too, maybe she can afford that. The fact that the ballon will be signed still in discuss.
      Let’s hope this ballon don’t fly…[Read more]

    • We buy the balloons to put a message there so the message about the harmonica will spread around the world. Maybe one of this balloons will fall in L.A, Brentwood, Santa Monica, California and she will see. I do believe she will.

      • Recent news says that it will be a world ballon crisis. No more ballons in kids partys. All the ballon are gonna be buy for a group of fans of Alanis.
        A confident source says the ballons are gonna have some messages like: “We love Alanis, but you own us a Harmonica”, “Save the planet, save the enviroment, save enoguh to buy and give us a…[Read more]

    • Eduardo, vocĂŞ que tirou a imagem, ou mandaram vocĂŞ tirar?! :D

  • Hey yo !!
    I found a picture of the last brave man who tried to recover the lost signed harmonica. Unfortunately he was mercilessly attacked by the evil site administrators and never heard about him again … see:

    I’ve heard abou a place in Himalaia called ”The sacred harmonica player squirrels Forest”, where maybe the lost harmonica can be…[Read more]