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Kim Kardashian‚Äôs 72-day husband, Kris Humphries, just can‚Äôt go clubbing without having his ears assaulted by Kanye West.
Deejays seem to love torturing the Net forward with the vocal stylings of his ex-wife‚Äôs new beau. Humphries‚Äô anguish was apparent Wednesday night at WIP, when he arrived to let off steam after a tough loss to the Knicks, but was left fuming after consecutive West songs blared in his ears.
‚ÄúHe was trying to talk to every girl in there and was getting turned down by every girl he spoke to,‚ÄĚ an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l‚Äôs Marianne Garvey.
Our source, who watched Humphries foul out until 4 a.m., says deejays Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones played a list of West‚Äôs Cheap Michael Kors tunes, and by the time they got to ‚ÄúMercy‚ÄĚ and ‚ÄúClique,‚ÄĚ Humph was on fire.
‚ÄúHe took a bottle of Patron that he didn‚Äôt pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs,‚ÄĚ says the source. ‚ÄúNot only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying.‚ÄĚ
Humphries‚Äô antics follow our report last month that he tried to pick up DJ Kalkutta at SoHo‚Äôs Anchor Bar while she was spinning a West tune. ‚ÄúHe emailed a couple times, but Michael Kors Tote Bag I never answered,‚ÄĚ Kalkutta said.
Humphries, now under a two-year, $24 million contract with the Nets, has been off his game in more ways than one. Before he arrived at WIP, his team lost 100-86 to the Knicks. Power forward Kris played only 18 of 48 minutes and failed to score a single point. The Nets have lost eight of their last 10 games.
Perhaps he is suffering under the weight of his drawn-out divorce from Kardashian. The bootylicious reality star is desperate to get out from under Humphries‚Äô legal clutch, but Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephen Moloney has told the ex-couple to return to court mid-February to set a trial date to either dissolve or annul the marriage. A trial could be held early next year.
LeAnn Rimes (l.) and Carly Rose Sonenclar had a not-too-memorable duet on ‚ÄėX Factor.‚Äô
BIG PROOF SEEN FOR RHYMES‚Äô DECLINE
Following LeAnn Rimes‚Äô shaky performance on Wednesday‚Äôs ‚ÄúX Factor,‚ÄĚ the Internet exploded with speculation the clumsy country crooner might have had a couple of cocktails before the show.
The Huffington Post asked if Rimes was ‚Äúout of it‚ÄĚ during her duet with 13-year-old Carly Rose Sonenclar of Westchester, was a finalist on this season‚Äôs show. TheHollywoodGossip.com went with a headline Thursday asking, ‚ÄúLeAnn Rimes: Drunk on the X Factor?!‚ÄĚ
The segment started with Sonenclar alone on stage singing Rimes 1997 hit ‚ÄúHow Do I Live.‚ÄĚ Rimes, after briefly struggling with a short staircase leading down to the stage, then joined Sonenclar, where the 30-year-old fading star looked and sounded wobbly.
‚ÄúShe‚Äôs only 30 ? what in the hell happened to her?‚ÄĚ Rolling Stone wrote in a review online after the performance. ‚ÄúEven if we had covered our eyes, the song was still a disaster.‚ÄĚ
Rimes spent some of the summer in a private inpatient facility, while her Michael Kors Hamilton Large reps denied rumors she was being treated for substance abuse. A mouthpiece for Rimes said her treatment was for ‚Äúanxiety and stress.‚ÄĚ
On Thursday, a lawyer for her told TMZ that ‚ÄúLeAnn was not performing the way she would normally perform, because she was on stage with a young girl.‚ÄĚ
Rimes‚Äô reps did not respond to our requests for comment.
Daniel Craig is Bonding with GQ, being named Most Stylish Man of 2012.
ADD GQ AWARD TO CRAIG’S LIST
As Michael Michael Kors Hamilton Large Tote if having a license to kill weren‚Äôt enough, James Bond has been voted GQ‚Äôs Most Stylish Man of 2012. ‚ÄúDaniel Craig is the epitome of killer style ‚Äē the suits are well-tailored and he‚Äôs dressing his age. His style is an inspiration for men everywhere,‚ÄĚ GQ deputy editor Michael Hainey told Confidenti@l. GQ.com has been showcasing five of its 25 candidates each day this week. Craig edged out Zac Efron for the Most Stylish spot.
FORD TAKES A SPIN IN LONDON
Tom Ford will show on the runway for the first time ever at London‚Äôs Fashion Week in February. The impeccable designer, who usually holds an invite-only show for buyers, will have his catwalk on Feb. 18, according to the British Fashion Council. No word yet on whether his ever-present fox terriers, Angus and India, will be part of the show. Ford‚Äôs rep did not return a request for comment by deadline.
AMANDA’S DUNN WITH HER EX
Hey ladies: Amanda Dunn has split from a girlfriend and Michael Kors Tote is back on the market. On Wednesday, ‚ÄúThe Real L Word‚ÄĚ star and owner of Broome St.‚Äôs lesbian-leaning restaurant the Dalloway tweeted, ‚ÄúBeing single sucks. All I get to do is anything I want.‚ÄĚ Sources confirm the split. Dunn, who last month opened The Dalloway with former ‚ÄúAmerica‚Äôs Next Top Model‚ÄĚ contestant Kim Stolz, appeared on Showtime‚Äôs reality show for the first time on season 3. Dunn declined to comment.
Jessica Chastain is doing her hair up, to the max.
HIGH TIME FOR CHASTAIN
There‚Äôs something about … Jessica Chastain. The red-haired actress ripped off Cameron Diaz‚Äôs signature ‚Äôdo from the 1998 comedy ‚ÄúThere‚Äôs Something About Mary‚ÄĚ outside the Water Kerr Theatre after appearing in Broadway‚Äôs ‚ÄúThe Heiress.‚ÄĚ Chastain also is on screen now in ‚ÄúZero Dark Thirty.‚ÄĚ
Keren Craig (l.) and Georgina Chapman have great expectations at Marchesa.
MATERNITY IN STYLE
Pregnancy is the latest trend at the Marchesa offices. Georgina Chapman‚Äôs design partner Keren Craig also has a bun in the oven. ‚ÄúIt‚Äôs in the water at our offices ‚Äē one gets pregnant and we all go down like flies,‚ÄĚ Chapman told us at a private screening for ‚ÄúProject Runway Spotlight: Marchesa.‚ÄĚ Chapman and film mogul hubby Harvey Weinstein haven‚Äôt decided on a name for their second child, but she said, ‚ÄúWe‚Äôre going to go through some family trees.‚ÄĚ The gorgeous designer gave birth to India Pearl Weinstein Cheap Michael Kors Bags in August 2010.
LL COOL J HED
LL Cool J and Loews Hotels chairman Jonathan Tisch are dudes who lunch. The rapper and the businessman were spotted deep in conversation while sharing a meal Wednesday at Fred‚Äôs at Barneys. Seated at a window table, J, wearing a black beanie, was engrossed in Tisch‚Äôs conversation as model Carolyn Murphy sat at the next table. ‚ÄúThey are very close,‚ÄĚ a source tells Confidenti@l‚Äôs Marianne Garvey of the guys. ‚ÄúThey hang out all the time.‚ÄĚ
NAOMI SCOOTS AWAY
Hopefully, former Victoria‚Äôs Secret Angel Naomi Campbell still has her wings, because her legs aren‚Äôt working so well. Nursing a strained ligament, the 42-year-old stunner had to depend on a motorized wheelchair to get around town Wednesday. Campbell‚Äôs new reality competition series, ‚ÄúThe Face,‚ÄĚ premieres on Oxygen Feb. 12.
CRUZ A TRUE BELIEBER
Does Victor Cruz salsa to Justin Bieber? Confidenti@l has learned the Giants wide receiver has the teen pop star on his personal Christmas playlist, along with Ashley Tisdale and music from ‚ÄúSesame Street.‚ÄĚ Since it will be his daughter Kennedy‚Äôs first Christmas, Cruz ‚Äúwanted to put together a fun playlist from now and in the past‚ÄĚ that gets him in the holiday mood, according to a source close to the NFL star. To create your own playlist for the holidays, check out http://www.rara.com
POPE TOPS BIEBER ON RETWEETS
Sorry, Justin Bieber, but no one out-tweets Pope Benedict XVI. The Vatican announced that as of midday Thursday, half of @Pontifex followers had retweeted the holy man‚Äôs first tweet so far, which was sent Dec. 12. One of Bieber‚Äôs most popular tweets ‚Äē a Sept. 26 farewell to a fan who‚Äôd died ‚Äē was reportedly retweeted by only 0.7% of the Bieb‚Äôs fans. Bieber still trumps the Pope in total followers, with nearly 32 million against the Pope‚Äôs slightly more than 2 million.