thats only if i die. if i am still alive i’ll just purchase it like everyone else and enjoy it normally..so there wont be any need for interdemensional arguemnts.

I DEMAND AN INSTANT REIENCARNATION, AND DONT YOU DARE MAKE ME DRINK FROM THAT RIVER THAT ERASES YOUR PRIOR KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR PAST LIFE>>I WANNA BE THE ONLY 2 MONTH OLD JAMMING TO ALANIS” NEW RECORD!!

HOW DARE YOU PULL ME FROM MY MORTAL WOMB BEFORE I ShALLEST COULDITH HEARth THINE GORGEOUS ANGELS RECORDING TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCE WITHIN MY TIMEFRAME OF EXSISTENCE!! HOW DARE YOU OH HOLY GODS OF THE GODLIEST!

I swear to the holiest of all holy beings of light..that if my mortal flesh and blood loses its ability to breathe any more before i hear these songs..i am going to be one pissed of angel at the pearliest of those hypothetical gates!

hey do you guys think she is reading the karma sutra?

this girl im obsessed with future boyfriend…shes so beautiful im sure she gets hit on by dudes on a constant basis its just a matter of time til ENRIQUE the DASHING POOLBOY comes along and steals her heart..SO i wanna be ENRIQUE!!

eguidem you beat debora as the first poster..usually debora has that stuff on lockdown!! haha

AWWW JEEZE LOOK HOW SHES SITTING!!! PROBABLY THE GREATEST ALANIS PHOTO EVER TAKEN!!!

WHEN DID ALANIS LOSE HER LEFT ARM!!!!???

(she’s still beautiful even without some limbs)

ahhh yes the famous sleepoptimistic recipe

RAMEN SOUP

2 cups of crystal clear thirst quenching water.
2 blocks of tasty noodles
2 packets of delicious flavor stuff (your choice of flavor stuff)

bring the water to a boil
add the blocks of noodles and flavor packets

let cook for 3 min.s

then serve!!

SO DELICIOUS!!!

When i was 26 i was diagnosed with schizophrenia…Although i was living with SZ for about a year prior to diagnosis..im 30 now…(26 IS young haha) when i was diagnosed i was ashamed of it to the point of denial…Coupled with psychosis made for a mountain of frustration (denial) to those trying to get me [...]

my favorite scaffolding person is the lady with her hands on her forehead like she just seen an accident

ALANIS’ VOICE CRACKED!!!

emalepal said flesh bod…i dont know why but this is going to stick with me for eternity!!

is “curlitous” a word?

and by the way i wrecked my car to a maroon 5 song haha its actually not funny cause i could have died…im actually really lucky to be alive right now haha but i never thought MOVES LIKE JAGGER COULD GET ME SO AMPED!!! but seriously im an idiot and learned a valuble lesson that [...]

Since i sometimes get sick (schizophrenia) i have a tough time watching television.. so i missed this but i really wanted to see it but i was having some difficulties during this time.. yep yep but alanis looks like shes glowing…she truly is gorgeous in every sense of the word…inside and out… and i love [...]

awesome photo…the best is yet to come!!

emalepal is cool (im not being sarcastic)

this looks serious…

all kidding aside…i love to see stuff from the writing process, i am fascinated by musicians!!

WATCH OUT FOR SHARKS!!!!!

you guys all have good answers like well thought out answers. I would set up a civilization based on “fair trade” (i got that idea from coldplay) where people would just trade things or items or skills or whatever, instead of using money..for example when i smoked if i was out of smokes and i [...]