the collectionalanis morissette lyrics

Thank You
how 'bout getting off of these antibiotics 
how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up 
how 'bout them transparent dangling carrots 
how 'bout that ever elusive kudo 

thank you India 
thank you terror 
thank you disillusionment 
thank you frailty 
thank you consequence 
thank you thank you silence 

how 'bout me not blaming you for everything 
how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once 
how 'bout how good it feels to finally forgive you 
how 'bout grieving it all one at a time 

thank you India 
thank you terror 
thank you disillusionment 
thank you frailty 
thank you consequence 
thank you thank you silence 

the moment I let go of it was 
the moment I got more than I could handle 
the moment I jumped off of it was 
the moment I touched down 

how 'bout no longer being masochistic 
how 'bout remembering your divinity 
how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out 
how 'bout not equating death with stopping 

thank you India 
thank you Providence 
thank you disillusionment 
thank you nothingness 
thank you clarity 
thank you thank you silence 
back to track list

Head Over Feet

I had no choice but to hear you 
You stated your case time and again 
I thought about it 

You treat me like I'm a princess 
I'm not used to liking that 
You ask how my day was 

You've already won me over in spite of me 
Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet 
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are 
I couldn't help it 
It's all your fault 

Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole 
You're so much braver than I gave you credit for 
That's not lip service 

You've already won me over in spite of me 
Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet 
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are 
I couldn't help it 
It's all your fault

You are the bearer of unconditional things 
You held your breath and the door for me 
Thanks for your patience 

You're the best listener that I've ever met 
You're my best friend 
Best friend with benefits 
What took me so long 

I've never felt this healthy before 
I've never wanted something rational 
I am aware now 
I am aware now 

You've already won me over in spite of me 
Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet 
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are 
I couldn't help it 
It's all your fault
back to track list

8 Easy Steps

How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
How to defer to men in solve-able predicaments
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
How to have that not work and have them run away from you

How to keep people at arm's length and never get too close
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist 
How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite
How to hate god when you're a pray-er and a spiritualist
How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

I've been doing research for years
I've been practicing my ass off
I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
How to numb a la holic to avoid going within
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
back to track list

Everything

i can be an asshole of the grandest kind
I can withhold like it's going out of style
I can be the moodiest baby and you've never met anyone
Who is as negative as I am sometimes

I am the wisest woman you've ever met
I am the kindest soul with whom you've connected
i have the bravest heart that you've ever seen and you've never met anyone 
Who is as positive as I am sometimes

you see everything you see every part
you see all my light and you love my dark
you dig everything of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can't relate
And you're still here

i blame everyone else & not my own partaking
my passive aggressive-ness can be devastating 
I'm terrified and mistrusting and you've never met anyone
Who is as closed down as I am sometimes

you see everything you see every part
you see all my light and you love my dark
you dig everything of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can't relate
And you're still here

What I resist persists and speaks louder than i know
What i resist you love no matter how low or high I go

I am the funniest woman that you've ever known
I am the dullest woman that you've ever known
I'm the most gorgeous woman that you've ever known and you've never met anyone
Who is as everything as I am sometimes

you see everything you see every part
you see all my light and you love my dark
you dig everything of which I'm ashamed
There's not anything to which you can't relate
And you're still here
back to track list

Crazy


back to track list

Ironic

An old man turned ninety-eight 
He won the lottery and died the next day 
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay 
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late 
Isn't it ironic... don't you think? 

It's like rain on your wedding day 
It's a free ride when you've already paid 
It's the good advice that you just didn't take 
Who would've thought... it figures 

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly 
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye 
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight 
And as the plane crashed down he thought 
"Well isn't this nice..." 
And isn't it ironic... don't you think? 

It's like rain on your wedding day 
It's a free ride when you've already paid 
It's the good advice that you just didn't take 
Who would've thought... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you 
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right 
And life has a funny way of helping you out when 
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up 
In your face 

A traffic jam when you're already late 
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break 
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife 
It's meeting the man of my dreams 
And then meeting his beautiful wife 
And isn't it ironic... don't you think? 
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think... 

It's like rain on your wedding day 
It's a free ride when you've already paid 
It's the good advice that you just didn't take 
Who would've thought... it figures

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you 
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out 
Helping you out 
back to track list

Princes Familiar

please be philosophical
please be tapped into your femininity
please be able to take the wheel from me
please be crazy and curious 

papa love your princess so that she will find loving princes familiar
papa cry for your princess so that she will find gentle princes familiar 

please be a sexaholic 
please be unpredictably miserable
please be self absorbed much (not the good kind)
please be addicted to some substance 

papa listen to your princess so that she will find attentive princes familiar
papa hear your princess so that she will find curious princes familiar 

please be the jerk of my knee i've fit you always
you finish my sentences I think I love you
what is your name again no matter i'm guessing your thoughts again correctly and I love the way
you press my buttons so much sometimes I could strangle you 

papa laugh with your princess so that she will find funny princes familiar
papa respect your princess so that she will find respectful princes familiar 

please be strangely enigmatic
please be just like my
back to track list

You Learn

I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone 
I recommend walking around naked in your living room 
Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill) 
It feels so good (swimming in your stomach) 
Wait until the dust settles 

You live you learn 
You love you learn 
You cry you learn 
You lose you learn 
You bleed you learn 
You scream you learn 

I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone 
I certainly do 
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at anytime 
Feel free 
Throw it down (the caution blocks you from the wind) 
Hold it up (to the rays) 
You wait and see when the smoke clears 

You live you learn 
You love you learn 
You cry you learn 
You lose you learn 
You bleed you learn 
You scream you learn

Wear it out (like a three-year-old would do) 
Melt it down (you're gonna have to eventually anyway) 
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend 

You live you learn 
You love you learn 
You cry you learn 
You lose you learn 
You bleed you learn 
You scream you learn

You grieve you learn 
You choke you learn 
You laugh you learn 
You choose you learn 
You pray you learn 
You ask you learn 
You live you learn 
back to track list

Simple Together

you've been my golden best friend
now with post-demise at hand
I can't go to you for consolation
cause we're off limits during this transition
this grief overwhelms me
it burns in my stomach
and i can't stop bumping into things
i thought we'd be simple together
i thought we'd be happy together
thought we'd be limitless together
i thought we'd be precious together
but i was sadly mistaken
you've been my soulmate and then some
i remembered you the moment i met you
with you i knew god's face was handsome
with you i saw fun and expansion
this loss is numbing me
it pierces my chest
and i can't stop dropping everything
i thought we'd be sexy together
thought we'd be evolving together
i thought we'd have children together
i thought we'd be family together
but i was sadly mistaken
if i had a bill for all the philosophies i shared
if i had a penny for all the possibilities i presented
if i had a dime for every hand thrown up in the air
my wealth would render this no less severe
i thought we'd be genius together
i thought we'd be healing together
i thought we'd be growing together
thought we'd be adventurous togheter
but i was sadly mistaken
thought we'd be exploring together
thought we'd be inspired together
i thought we'd be flying together
thought we'd be on fire together
but i was sadly mistaken
back to track list

You Oughta Know

I want you to know that I'm happy for you 
I wish nothing but the best for you both 
An older version of me 
Is she perverted like me 
Would she go down on your in a theater 
Does she speak eloquently? 
And would she have your baby 
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother 

'Cause the love that you gave that we made 
wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no 
And every time you speak her name 
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me 
Until you died, 'til you died 
But you're still alive 

And I'm here to remind you 
Of the mess you left when you went away 
It's not fair to deny me 
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me 
You, you, you oughta know 

You seem very well, things look peaceful 
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know 
Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity 
I hate to but you in the middle of dinner 
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced 
Are you thinking of me when you fuck her 

'Cause the love that you gave that we made 
wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no 
And every time you speak her name 
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me 
Until you died, 'til you died 
But you're sill alive 

And I'm here to remind you 
Of the mess you left when you went away 
It's not fair to deny me 
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me 
You, you, you oughta know

'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me 
And I'm not gonna fade 
As soon as you close your eyes and you know it 
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back 
I hope you feel it...well can you feel it 
back to track list

That I Would Be Good

that I would be good even if i did nothing 
that I would be good even if i got the thumbs down 
that I would be good if I got and stayed sick 
that I would be good even if I gained ten pounds 

that i would be fine even even if I went bankrupt 
that i would be good if I lost my hair and my youth 
that i would be great if I was no longer queen 
that i would be grand if i was not all knowing 

that i would be loved even when i numb myself 
that i would be good even when i am overwhelmed 
that i would be loved even when i was fuming 
that i would be good even if i was clingy 

that i would be good even if i lost sanity 
that i would be good 
whether with or without you 
back to track list

Sister Blister

you and me we're cut from the same cloth
it seems to some we famously get along
but you and me are strangers to each other
cuz you and me:competitive to the bone

such tragedy to trample on each other with how much we've endured
with the state this land is in

you and me feel joined by only gender
we are not all for one and one for all

sister blister we fight to please the brothers
we think their acceptance is how we win
they're happy we're climbing over each other
to beg the club of boys to let us in

you and me estranged from the mother
you and me have felt impotent in our skin
you and me have taken it out on each other
you and me disloyal to the feminine

such a pity to disavow each other with how far we've come
with how strong we've been

you and me are on this pendulum together
you and me with scarcity still fueling

sister blister we fight to please the brothers
we think their acceptance is how we win
they're happy we're climbing over each other
to beg the club of boys to let us in

we may not have priorities same
we may not even like each other
we may not be hugely anti-men
but such a cost to dishonor a sister

you and me have made it harder for the other
we forget how hard separatism has been
you and me we can help change their minds together
you and me in alignment until the end

sister blister we fight to please the brothers
we think their acceptance is how we win
they're happy we're climbing over each other
to beg the club of boys to let us in
back to track list

Hands Clean

If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened
If you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself
If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful and
If it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much

Ooh this could be messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime

We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this

You're essentially an employee and I like you having to depend on me
You're kind of my protégé and one day you'll say you learned all you know from me
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian
I know you sexualize me like a young thing would and I think I like it

Ooh this could get messy
But you don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime

We'll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you've washed your hands clean of this

what part of our history's reinvented and under rug swept?
what part of your memory is selective and tends to forget?    
what with this distance it seems so obvious?

Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to members of your family
We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse
I wish I could tell the world cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly
I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and keep your firm body

Ooh this could be messy and
Ooh I don't seem to mind
Ooh don't go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
back to track list

Mercy


back to track list

Still

I am the harm that you inflict 
I am your brilliance and frustration 
I'm the nuclear bombs if they're to hit 
I am your immaturity and your indignance 
I am your misfits and your praises 
I am your doubt and your conviction 
I am your charity and your rape 
I am your grasping and expectation 
I see you averting your glances 
I see you cheering on the war 
I see you ignoring your children 

And I love you still 
And I love you still 

I am your joy and your regret 
I am your fury and your elation 
I am your yearning and your sweat 
I am your faithless and your religion 
I see you altering history 
I see you abusing the land 
I see you and your selective amnesia 

And I love you still 
And I love you still 

I am your tragedy and your fortune 
I am your crisis and delight 
I am your profits and your prophets 
I am your art I am your bytes 
I am your death and your decisions 
I am your passion and your plights 
I am your sickness and convalescence 
I am your weapons and your light 
I see you holding your grudges 
I see you gunning them down 
I see you silencing your sisters 

And I love you still 
And I love you still 

I see you lie to your country 
I see you forcing them out 
I see you blaming each other 

And I love you still 
And I love you still 
back to track list

Uninvited

Like anyone would be 
I am flattered by your fascination with me 
Like any hot blooded woman 
I have simply wanted an object to crave 
But you're not allowed 
You're uninvited 
An unfortunate slight 

Must be strangely exciting 
To watch the stoic squirm 
Must be somewhat heartening 
To watch shepard meet shepard 
But you're not allowed 
You're uninvited 
An unfortunate slight 

Like any uncharted territory 
I must seem greatly intriguing 
You speak of my love like 
You have experienced like mine before 
But this is not allowed 
You're uninvited 
An unfortunate slight 

I don't think you unworthy 
I need a moment to deliberate 
back to track list

Let's Do It

birds do it, bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let's do it, let's fall in love
in spain, the best upper sets do it
lithuanians and letts do it
let's do it, let's fall in love

the dutch in old amsterdam do it
not to mention the finns
folks in siam do it
think of siamese twins

some argentines, without means, do it
people say, in boston even beans do it
let's do it, let's fall in love

romantic sponges, they say, do it
oysters, down in oyster bay, do it
let's do it, let's fall in love

cold cape cod clams, against their wish, do it
even lazy jellyfish do it
let's do it, let's fall in love

electric eels, i might add, do it
though it shocks 'em, i know.
why ask if shad do it
waiter, bring me shad roe.

in shallow shoals, english soles do it
goldfish, in the privacy of bowls, do it
let's do it, let's fall in love
back to track list

Hand In My Pocket

I'm broke but I'm happy 
I'm poor but I'm kind 
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah 
I'm high but I'm grounded 
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed 
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby 
What it all comes down to 
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine 
I've got one hand in my pocket 
And the other one is giving a high five 
I feel drunk but I'm sober 
I'm young and I'm underpaid 
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah 
I care but I'm restless 
I'm here but I'm really gone 
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby 
What it all comes down to 
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright 
I've got one hand in my pocket 
And the other one is flicking a cigarette 
What it all comes down to 
Is that I haven't got it all figured out just yet 
I've got one hand in my pocket 
And the other one is giving the peace sign 
I'm free but I'm focused 
I'm green but I'm wise 
I'm hard but I'm friendly baby 
I'm sad but I'm laughing 
I'm brave but I'm chicken shit 
I'm sick but I'm pretty baby 
What it all boils down to 
Is that no one's really got it figured out just yet 
I've got one hand in my pocket 
And the other one is playing the piano 
What it all comes down to my friends 
Is that everything's just fine fine fine 
I've got one hand in my pocket 
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab... 
back to track list